April 30, 2010

It's true I'd prefer all my food come in a bag with the calories clearly printed. I don't know why. Also, almonds are kind of great.

April 29, 2010

I bought a little FM transmitter for my car and I promptly broke it. Seriously, do not ever loan me anything you want to get back in the same condition. Babies, electronics, snacks...I am a monster who does not know its own strength.

April 28, 2010

So I realized that when I drive my work car I can just take a picture of the map display. I don't know if that's at all interesting but it's way better than a picture of the road.

April 27, 2010

Split pea & ham soup for dinner. This is surprisingly underrated. It has ham AND bacon in it.

April 26, 2010

YOU HAVE ONE EFFING JOB! It's to print my documents. And when you don't print my documents YOU ARE A WORTHLESS WASTE OF DESK SPACE! Wait. Baby, I'm sorry. C'mere. I didn't mean to yell. Huh? Why do you smell like toner? WHO HAVE YOU BEEN PRINTING FOR?!?!

April 24, 2010

My three Disneyland buddies. You'd think I'm a huge pimp, right? "He took three ladies to Disneyland! That's insane!" Yeah, I slept on the floor. Don't get too excited.

April 23, 2010

On the way to Disneyland. All smiles, as it should be. Of course this is about two and a half minutes before I made the one in front cry. What? Everyone knows girls get all emotional on the way to Disneyland...it's barely my fault.

April 22, 2010

This is what I do when I start to feel sick. Half a gallon of water, two airborne tablets, and as much sleep as I can get. Works every time.

April 21, 2010

They sell these at the store by my work. Look, I'm not proud that they probably refer to me as "malt ball guy". But don't judge. It's an addiction. I have this one friend and her friend wrote a poem about her love of Mike & Ike's.

/He said, hoping someone will write a haiku about his love of malt balls in the comments.

April 20, 2010

Getting dressed for our fancy work dinner. I looked sharp, if I do say so myself. Except my pants were a little too big. Is that a subtle enough way to tell you I've lost weight? I'M NOT AS FAT AS I USED TO BE! How was that?

April 19, 2010

Do you ever wonder if there are ghosts in your backseat and if they'll show up in photographs? Me either.

Related thought: do you suppose ghosts only show up on film? Or to digital cameras work, too?

Semi related thought: Do you people like horror movies? I don't. Drag Me To Hell was traumatizing. But I still think ghosts are alright.

April 18, 2010

Meta! This was the day I finally started catching up on all my posting responsibilities.