May 1

I don't have a lot of irrational fears. One I do have, however, is that the sun is going to explode. More specifically, it's going to explode on me somehow. But I sort of imagine this is what it will look like when it does happen.

April 30, 2010

It's true I'd prefer all my food come in a bag with the calories clearly printed. I don't know why. Also, almonds are kind of great.

April 29, 2010

I bought a little FM transmitter for my car and I promptly broke it. Seriously, do not ever loan me anything you want to get back in the same condition. Babies, electronics, snacks...I am a monster who does not know its own strength.

April 28, 2010

So I realized that when I drive my work car I can just take a picture of the map display. I don't know if that's at all interesting but it's way better than a picture of the road.

April 27, 2010

Split pea & ham soup for dinner. This is surprisingly underrated. It has ham AND bacon in it.

April 26, 2010

YOU HAVE ONE EFFING JOB! It's to print my documents. And when you don't print my documents YOU ARE A WORTHLESS WASTE OF DESK SPACE! Wait. Baby, I'm sorry. C'mere. I didn't mean to yell. Huh? Why do you smell like toner? WHO HAVE YOU BEEN PRINTING FOR?!?!

April 24, 2010

My three Disneyland buddies. You'd think I'm a huge pimp, right? "He took three ladies to Disneyland! That's insane!" Yeah, I slept on the floor. Don't get too excited.